Big Announcement!

The Temple of Squat is currently undergoing a lot of major changes. For starters, the official Temple website can now be found here. The page you are currently viewing has been resurrected as the Temple of Squat News. Also, I, High Priest Azariah Carrington, have replaced High Priest Blackspot Isaiah due to an amicable schism. We apologize for the inconvenience and hope you will bear with us during this time of transition. In the end, we can have faith that it's all good and it's all part of the divine plan of our Blessed Parking Goddess.

"May Squat bless you, and keep you, and provide you with unlimited parking space."
-High Priest Azariah Carrington